this apartment Lyrics by Bava

[Intro]
Ooh-wee-ooh
Ooh-wee-ooh

[Verse 1]
Three years left on a five-year lease
Two years of my life I wasted watching you pee
But I painted the walls and I decorated so nice
Hate to see it go to someone happier than I

[Pre-Chorus]
This mid-century rustic oasis
Is the only reason why we're still datin'
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
I love this apartment
I really, really love this apartment, it's so cute
I always find parkin'
And the neighbor down the hall's got a body like Orlando Bloom
How we gonna break up now
When we're living two blocks from The Sunday Farmers' Market? (Farmers' Market)
I hate him, but I really, really, really love this apartment

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh-wee-ooh
I really, really, really, really love this apartment
Ooh-wee-ooh

[Verse 2]
You don't know how hard it is
To find authentic maple hardwood flooring like this
And the landlord's a sweet lady
She reminds me of my grandma
Tells me crazy stories 'bout the mailman she'd jack off

[Pre-Chorus]
And this mid-century rustic oasis
Is the only reason why I get naked
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
I love this apartment
I really, really love this apartment, it's so cute
I always find parkin'
And the neighbor down the hall's got a body like Orlando Bloom
How we gonna break up now
When we're living two blocks from The Sunday Farmers' Market? (Farmers' Market)
I hate him, but I really, really, really love this apartment
I love this apartment
I really, really love this apartment, it's so cute
I always find parkin'
And I love gettin' high with my girls on the gravel roof
How we gonna break up now
When we're living two blocks from The Sunday Farmers' Market? (Farmers' Market)
I hate him, but I really, really, really love this apartment