My coffee's cold
my car's too old
and I never ever get where I go
My money's low
my wifi slow
and I've got a useless dumbass smartass phone
I lost my keys
(I lost my keys)
I kissed my boss
(I kissed my boss)
and as of now I think I've got no job
Can't pay my rent
(Can't pay my rent)
Don't have a cent
(don't have a cent)
I'm so connected but I've got no friends
Yeah
Just when you think it can't get any worse
dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high
in church
I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you
it's gonna be ok
just hurry up and wait
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
It's alright
now oh oh
don't worry
It's alright
now oh oh
don't worry
My jeans too tight
my waist's on strike
and I might get way too frisky tonight
I'm pretty funny
(I'm pretty funny)
But the jokes on me
(but the jokes on me)
cause no one ever takes me seriously
Yeah
Just when you think it can't get any worse
dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high
in church
I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you
it's gonna be ok
just hurry up and wait
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Dont' worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
It's alright
now oh oh
don't worry
It's alright
now oh oh
don't worry
I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah aaaah
I'm not a preacher but I'm tellin' you
dont worry its ok
just hurry up and wait
It's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
Don't worry it's alright
