Black and Jewish (Black and Yellow Parody) Lyrics by Funny or Die Ft. Kat Graham
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parents, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
I put it down, got a Star of David on my chain
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black dad, Jewish mom
Eating gefilte fish while pouring Don
Soon as I hit the schul I go so hard
I'm Rosh Hashana, I blow the Shofar
Get my hair did, read the Torah
I'm thugged out, stab my enemies
With a Menorah
And I got the pedal to the metal
Cruising in my mini-van
Coming straight up out the schtetl
Hey my grandma talk, but
There's nothing you can tell her
We're about to meet up with
My Jewish diamond seller
She tryna set me up, but I'm breaking hearts
At least he's circumcized: that's a good start..
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parent, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
We shut it down, had my Bar Mitzvah at KFC
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Got a call from a rabbi: this just in
There's a great deal on Kosher chicken
I'm wearing pink glasses, but I'm chic though
My Bar Mitzvah was crackin all week ho!
I'm sippin Clicquot and I'm keeping Shabbas
Every Hannukah I ? latkes
No paper planes, but I'm taking flight
I got a free trip to Israel: Birthright
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Yeah, huh huh, you know what it is
My ass and nose: they're both big
Yeah, uh huh, screaming "fuck a hater"
Sippin on E at my Passover Seder
Reppin for my parents, when you see me
You know everything black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish
Pouring out a little Manischewitz for the homies
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
Black and Jewish, black and Jewish
I'm holding court like I'm supposed to do
But it's hard when there's good barbeque
Sitting close to you!
My mini-van looks approachable
Super cheap but we roll deep!
You wanna mess with a chick who spin dreidels
Eat challah, I save 5 dollars
That's that. Jewish rap
I made me some chicken soup cause my flow is sick
If you need you a lawyer, I get you a deal quick..
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